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Children

 
 

1.

"A home without a child is a home without broken furniture."
 

2.

"Being a chip off the old block is okey only if you don't get splinters"
 

3.

"The dreams of children are seldom the dreams of their parents."
 

4.

"There is no advantage to being born poor."

5.

"In the end mankind may not be judged by its accomplishments, but by the cry of it's hungry children."
Education
 
 

1.

"Class time is slower than real time."
 

2.

"Education is often society's attempt to socialize its children by keeping them ignorant and in straight lines."
 

3.

"Decisions about what is best for education is most often made by non-educators."

4.

"Cheating is a self-inflicted lobotomy."
 

5.

"To learn one must entangle his mind with another."
Religion
 
 

1.

"It is amazing how a lust for power can help one here the will of God."
 

2.

"Religious intolerance breeds intolerant religions."

3.

"Religion has offered mankind the gift of love, but has used the bloody sword to make sure he accepts it."
 

4.

"Don't demand perfection in yourself, and you can better accept the imperfections of others."
 

5.

The most radical idea ever devised, ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
Sex & Marriage
 
 

1.

"Lust makes the human body beautiful."

2.

"Often wives discover sex about the time their husbands have worn it out."

3.

"On the honeymoon love be damned. It's performance that counts."
 

4.

"Most marriages that last have started over at least once."
 

5.

"Love is like fine wine, it gets better with age or it turns to vinegar."
Bits & Pieces
 

1.

"‘The Truth', is usually determined by what you want to hear."
 

2.

"A man should die before his body parts."
 

3.

"Striving for perfection is good. Achieving it is disastrous."
 

4.

"Prejudice is a worm that eats the soul."
 

5.

"Lying is like pissing in the wind. It comes back and you stink."

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